Bowflex for the Lazy

Are you intimidated by those Bowflex commercials with that ripped dude whose name is probably Dale but everyone calls him Hambone? Just looking at that guys makes you think, “Ooohhh, yeah I was going to work out today on my Bowflex but I’ll never be as ripped as Hambone.” Here’s the solution for you – the lazy man’s Bowflex. It’s basically just an office chair with resistance bands on ti so that while you’re procrastinating doing any kind of office work you can still be doing “work,” without that nagging insult Hambone will inevitably give you about how you aren’t doing that stupid machine the right way. Fucking Hambone…

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About twogirlsonestone

I'm a graduate of Saint Lawrence University where I got my degree in Global Studies major with a focus on European and Islamic Studies. I'm particularly interested in Muslim immigration in Europe. I use this blog when I'm bored or if I find a lot something interesting. I spend an inordinate amount of time online and thought it's time to post a collection of my favorites for friends to view.
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