The Pope Gets a Present

So here’s how this acrobatic experience went down. Four dudes and a chick walk up to the Pope…

Pope: Look at these guys. So RIPPED! I bet you could crack a nut on those abs. AW WHA DA FUCK! There’s a CHICK with them?!

:16 Pope: Yeah, come over to my carpet and show me yo moves.

:22 Pope: BONUS – SHIRTLESS!

:28 Pope: FINALLY, just the 5 of us at last. Me, you there with no shirt, the other guy with no shirt, the other guy with no shirt, and the other guy with no shirt. It’s a party now. Now, perform to my liking.

:51 Pope: Good, Good. I like where this is going. Make a man-meat sandwich for daddy.

:57 Pope: Oh Jesus, I want a bite of that sandwich…

1:11 Nuns: Pope! Let us in! It’s not fair that you get all the man-meat and we have no meat at all!

1:15 Pope: No way! This is a boys only club. It’s all for ME!

1:20 Shirtless Men: Yes my liege, this is all for youuuuuuuu.

1:32 Pope: So uhhh you want to go back to my quarters? I can send from some altar boys if you’d like.Yes, just follow this woman back to my quarters and tell her to leave. Exxxcelent

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About twogirlsonestone

I'm a graduate of Saint Lawrence University where I got my degree in Global Studies major with a focus on European and Islamic Studies. I'm particularly interested in Muslim immigration in Europe. I use this blog when I'm bored or if I find a lot something interesting. I spend an inordinate amount of time online and thought it's time to post a collection of my favorites for friends to view.
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