So here’s how this acrobatic experience went down. Four dudes and a chick walk up to the Pope…
Pope: Look at these guys. So RIPPED! I bet you could crack a nut on those abs. AW WHA DA FUCK! There’s a CHICK with them?!
:16 Pope: Yeah, come over to my carpet and show me yo moves.
:22 Pope: BONUS – SHIRTLESS!
:28 Pope: FINALLY, just the 5 of us at last. Me, you there with no shirt, the other guy with no shirt, the other guy with no shirt, and the other guy with no shirt. It’s a party now. Now, perform to my liking.
:51 Pope: Good, Good. I like where this is going. Make a man-meat sandwich for daddy.
:57 Pope: Oh Jesus, I want a bite of that sandwich…
1:11 Nuns: Pope! Let us in! It’s not fair that you get all the man-meat and we have no meat at all!
1:15 Pope: No way! This is a boys only club. It’s all for ME!
1:20 Shirtless Men: Yes my liege, this is all for youuuuuuuu.
1:32 Pope: So uhhh you want to go back to my quarters? I can send from some altar boys if you’d like.Yes, just follow this woman back to my quarters and tell her to leave. Exxxcelent