None of this commercial really makes sense until you take a step back and realize that there’s no fucking way it was supposed to make sense. They dressed a man in an Eagle costume and computer generated him laying an egg on the hood of a car. Really? That’s going to help sell insurance? I suppose when looking for insurance quotes you should always take the advice of a man-sized Eagle that perches on your car, causing damage, but fortuitously can quote you low, low rates on new car insurance.