When you come across a video of a pony-tailed blonde girl pumping electronic beats and doing a Jiang sword dance routine, viewed by her lounging grandmother in sun-blocking sunglasses and seemingly barely alive, only to have a butterfly knife-wielding brother join in choreographed splendor YOU CAN’T NOT POST. Take note of how to set up a viral video – the picture hanging on the door of a farmer’s boy in a straw hat (turned eerily in side-profile), an overweight hot-dog-looking dog that aimlessly walks into the line of sword fire, an old school boombox blasting a build up and the brother bringing a beer to the aged grandmother. Holy shit, how has it taken the internet this long to get so perfect?
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