I’m a huge fan of sleeping in parks, chewing gum in the shower and writing post cards. I look up often, either playing the cloud game or noticing something weird about the ceiling. I love girls who get their eagle on and Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. I chop wood in the morning and believe in divine intervention. I’m the first to notice badunkadunks in the front (fupas) and know that the Danish word for “pussy” is “fi sa.” I count to three using my ring, pointer and pinky finger. I’ve rocked a handlebar mustache after 4 and a half months of growing it out and sincerely enjoy mayonnaise. The letters “J” “K” and “M” apply mostly to every single ex-girlfriend I’ve had.
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